So why did I continue cycling past the trees when I knew for a fact beforehand that one of them would fall over on me at the exact second that I passed it?
Strange when you think about it.
While I was certain that this was going to happen, at the same time my inherent sense of logical reasoning told me that this could not possibly happen, meaning that the chances were infinitesimally small. One chance in a million, a million million to be more exact.
I kept right on cycling anyway. Onward to destiny and further (at least that is what I had expected: further).
So when that tree which was already slightly bent over towards the path upon which I was cycling decided on its own to fall over completely, I was not quite expecting it. Well, I kind of was but in another way not really.
Creak, snap and crash. Splinters all over the place, and my poor skull bashed in and my brains smashed to smithereens. That is the sound of a falling tree, just before it hits home.
Too bad. I should have trusted my intuition better, but it is now too late.
Better luck in my next life, wouldn't you say?
it's only a flesh wound (meant as a joke referrencing monty python and philosophically noting the difference between flesh and spirit)