Subject: Get your Youth Back

"Lose weight while you sleep..."

That is how this wonderful email starts out. How did I make it this far, and why even spend the energy writing about it at all?

While I sleep!

I mean seriously folks, am I really supposed to fall for this amazing offer or what?

I guess some people do, otherwise I would not be receiving this spam email in the first place.

Still, I wish they would leave me alone and quit clogging up my mailbox with such junk.

Jerks.